When you have too much time...
Ha ha! I guess this is what happens when a software engineer is working on a very slow development environment with slow edit-compile-test cycle..
See the Jilted Superion comic from StupidGenius.
Gundam: Hi Yuna!
Yuna: Hi Big one.
Gundam (to the kids): Call Auntie
Kids: Auntie
Yuna: Guai